King of Pop Perhaps Died of Choking on a Likas Papaya Bar

When the news of Michael Jackson's death broke out, I was like, "What?" and the next thing I asked was, "How?" followed by a "Why?" I was so stunned that my speech was suddenly limited to mono-syllabic words. After a few minutes, the news finally sunk in, and there was acceptance. Nobody was able to answer my question on how he died. One, just vaguely said that he stopped breathing. So I figured that Michael Jackson died of choking, consuming a whole bottle of glutathione pills which caused his death, or perhaps Likas Papaya, a brand of whitening soap which effectively whitens the skin. Michael's skin color is really so ghastly-white, you don't believe it's actually vertiligo, is it? Investigation is still going on. Some speculate that it's heart attack or perhaps drug abuse. I, for one thing, take a strong stand on my Likas Papaya theory. Michael might have tried to whiten his skin for his upcoming concert and since it was just weeks away, he might have figured that the fastest way was to eat the bar of soap, and get instant results. Hahahaha. Yeah. Yeah, I know, I'm bad. I'm bad. You know it! But with due respect to MJ's family, and those who are grieving, MJ will always be the King of Pop. He surely will be missed.