HOW URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINES ME

INSTRUCTIONS: Go to and http://www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you. 1. Your name? Rhosel Rhosel isn't defined yet. Oh Bummer. 2. Age? 30 a) porn: derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn. b)Also written as ---30---, -30-, /30/ or ###. Typography and news media shorthand meaning "end of story." And they all lived happily ever after. The End. -30- HAHAHA! Porn! Imagine... Triple X na pala ako. 3.One of your friends? Aileen a) A person who is not afraid to go out on da dance flo' and shake dat thang. b) the word shouted before an alien invasion. HAHAHA!!! Aileen is shouted before an alien invasion? :-) 4. Favorite colour? Pink a) Pink*The New Red! b) A word girls wear written across their butts. c) A clothing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panites, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc... WHOA! Pink is the NEW red? Really? 5. Favorite number? 3 a) A number that some people use a backwards E b) if 2 is company then 3 is a crowd THREE IS A CROWD. Hmmmmm. . . 6. Month of your birthday? March a) Month in which creative, laid-back, dreamy, cool people were born. b) The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born. c) All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born! SO TRUE. I'm creative, dreamy, sexy and drop-dead gorgeous!!! (Walang kokontra!) 7. Last person you talked to? Hannah a) a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance b) Hannah is a fantastic person! Someone who you know you can always rely on. They are always nice, very funny and always have a laugh:) GEE. I WISH MY NAME WAS HANNAH. TOO BAD MY NAME ISN'T DEFINED YET. 8. One of your nicknames? Sel a) Salt in french, formerly known as this kid at school that is odd. But funny. ODD. FUNNY. AND SALTY. Hahaha. 9. What are you wearing now? Uniform a)Clothing that makes you free of judgements based on clothing by being constricting, uncomfortable and generally ugly. GENERALLY UGLY IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 10. Who are you crushing on right now? Jacob Black a) hot, sexy werewolf. also funny,caring,and all around nice guy. raising the standards for boyfriends all over the world. JACOB BLACK IS WAY HOTTER THAN THAT BLOODSUCKER. Go team Jacob!